cankle (cang·kel): n. the lower leg of one whose calf and ankle are not clearly differentiated.Jess and I were out with her coworker Liz and fiance Adam tonight when we heard this gem for the first time. We were talking about all sorts of blending: back acne: backne; gigantic-enormous: ginormous, smother- suffocate: smufficate. How appropriate that we were eating out at Jose McIntyres: an eclectic and moderately edible mix of Irish pub and Mexican food.
I find most mechanical things neato, especially when large, dirty and taken apart. Due to this, I happily pulled out my camera and began taking a few pictures of the escalator husk because, hey, why not. Little did I know that I could be abetting… a terrorist.
Fortunately for myself and my nation, the T attendant came out of her box and asked, “Are you supposed to be doing that?”
Feeling a bit like Galileo, I hesitatingly replied, “Umm, no.”
“You can’t be taking pictures of that. There are terrorists and we need to protect the station. You will have to delete those pictures”
Rather than point out that terrorists could still just as easily take the elevator if they were unable or unwilling to take the stairs, I dutifully complied-they were dark and blurry anyway-thus cementing my place as a defender of democracy-ocracy-cracy.